


The grand finale is here — The Wedding Day! (Well… kind of.)
Get ready for a sundowner wedding that has everything — love, laughter, loud dhol, and just the right amount of drama to make it feel real.
Food (3Hrs):
Unlimited buffet style spread curated to give you a food coma (Veg, Non-veg options both available)
Entertainment (4Hrs):
Baarat, Ribbon cutting, Milni,
Dj
Pandit Ji Mantra Chanting
Dhol
Joota Chupayi and many more
Before you hit the dance floor (or the bar), here are your Big Fat Fake Shaadi House Rules to keep the night fun, fabulous, and drama-free:
1. Dress Code: Desi is the Vibe ✨
Indian outfits encouraged — lehengas, kurtas, sarees, sherwanis… bring the bling!
Western formals are fine too, just come dressed for a wedding, not a work meeting.
2. The Shaadi Feast ?️
We’re serving a set Indian wedding-style menu, specially curated for each event day with no repeats.
Includes 2 veg + 2 non-veg entrées, 2 veg + 2 non-veg curries, breads, rice and all the trimmings.
Menu may vary slightly — shaadi caterers love to improvise.
3. Allergies & Dietary Needs
Got restrictions? Tell us 48 hours before the event.
We’ll try our best, but it’s still a wedding kitchen — traces may happen.
4. Timing is Everything ⏰
Doors open as per your ticket. Arrive on time — dance-offs and sangeet performances wait for no one!
5. Cameras Rolling ?
By attending, you agree to be filmed and photographed.
Smile — you might end up in the aftermovie!
6. Good Behaviour Only ?
Friendly competition is welcome.
Drama, tantrums, or scary dance moves that frighten the aunties — not so much.
Our team may step in if things go the wrong kind of wild.
7. The Bar is Open ?
It’s a licensed event — no BYO. RSA rules apply.
Drink, dance, repeat (responsibly).
8. Seating
Just like a real Indian wedding — tickets don’t guarantee seating!
It’s a mingle, dance, and buffet-style night with shared seating on a first-come-first-serve basis.
9. Plans Can Change ?
Program, menu, or performances might change slightly — it’s an Indian wedding, expect a little chaos!
10. Good Vibes Only Clause ✨
Bring your energy, your moves, and your madness.
Leave the drama at home.
Because at The Big Fat Fake Indian Wedding, the only thing serious is the fun.
Mukka Indian Restaurant St Kilda, Fitzroy Street, St Kilda VIC, Australia
